Humor Writing

Little Old Lady Comedy

The Only Reason I’m Even Trying Today is Because of the Meatball Sub I Plan to Eat for Lunch

Can You Recommend a Good Jane Austen Type Show or Movie?

Who Killed the Facts? A Murder Mystery

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

The Haunting of White House

Positive Affirmations from the Main Character in a Victorian Gothic Novel

Guilt-Riddled Algebra

Ivanka Trump’s Mastering the Art of the Drop In

Melania Trump’s Tips for Combatting Cyberbullying

Tales From the Female Gaze


Bram Stoker’s Back-to-School Shopping

A Mom’s Top 10 Television Moments of 2017

Robot Butt

Let’s Re-Brand Renewable Energy

The Humanoid Bachelorette

A Review of my Seasonal Spring Hallucinations

Tonight We’re Gonna Party Like It’s 2099

The Billfold

I Want a New Shed. My Shed is a Piece of Crap

The Hairpin

Let’s Write in Some ‘Twin Peaks Stuff,'” Says Hollywood Executive

I’m Gonna Go All Age of Enlightenment on Your Ass

The Haven

The Russians Hacked My Monthly Cycle 

Weekly Humorist

What if your Google Ad-Bot Became Sentient? 

Fitbit’s New Life Coach Notifications as Samuel L. Jackson’s ‘Pulp Fiction’ Character Jules Winnfield

Imagined Notification Texts from Two Start-Up Meal Delivery Services in the Near Future 

Quiz: Ernest Hemingway or “Florida Man”?

A Sampling of the Times I Said “I’m Sorry” on My European Tour of Self Discovery

In the Event One of the Kids Becomes Patient Zero, and Other Job Requirements at a Children’s Entertainment Franchise

Quiz: Megachurch or Megamillions?

Red Flags That Your American Facebook Group is Probably Run by a Russian Bot

I’m the Ghost of a Non-Energy Efficient Home, and I Can’t Haunt This House for Shit

Women in Comedy Fest Daily

Memo Leaked From The White House: The Blood Moon Is Really A Beacon For Females On Their Periods